An Algorithm for Parents

Here is something I sent to a friend whose wife just gave birth:
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while (baby.isCrying()) 
{
    baby.Burp();
    if (!baby.isCrying())  
    {
        output("your baby had gas");
        exit;
    }

    if (baby.needsDiaperChange())
            baby.changeDiaper();

    if (!baby.isCrying())
    {
        output("your baby needed a change");
        exit;
    }
     
    baby.Cuddle();
    if (!baby.isCrying())
    {
        output("your baby needed a cuddle");
        exit;
    }

    baby.Feed();
    if (!baby.isCrying())
    {
        output("your baby was hungry");
        exit;
    }

    baby.holdAndRockGently();
    if (baby.isSleeping())
    {
        output("your baby was tired");
        exit;
    }
}